Slow Your Roll Brooch

Yankee Sweetheart

Regular price $25.00
Slow Your Roll Brooch

Crazy times call for crazy accessories!

Because what better, more fashionably passive aggressive way is there to say "Calm your tits and step away from the toilet paper Karen!" Than with a brooch! 

Wear it to the grocery store, pass it down to the grandchildren when you tell them how you survived the GREAT TOILET PAPER APOOCALYPSE OF 2020

If we can all take a deep breath (But not near any other people) simmer down and slow your roll (but seriously, also slowly use your roll...never know when you'll come across another 4 pack in the wild!) We can get through this thing together! 

Hand painted acrylic brooch is approximately 7.5cm by 4.5cm (3 inches by 1.75 inches) 

Currently able to post world wide with tracking.

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